no lie. these are actual things I had to say today...
1) danielle, stop shooting the baby or I'll have to take your gun away.
2) simon stop! pee on the grass, not on the sidewalk. (after he pulled his wet swim diaper off at the speed of lightening)
3) Shea, please wipe that spaghetti sauce out of your belly button.
the end...
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